I'm doing some part time programming this fall for extra money. This job offers me quite a variety of experiences as I get to encounter all types of people. Today, a client was trying to describe to me how he had gotten on to his staff about not recording a message I had left for him. He says, "I just want you to know, I climbed so far up their backs today that I built a condo." Say what? I of course have to act like this is a totally normal thing to say, while mentally processing how a condo even got brought up in the first place!
Do you have any weird sayings that could top this?